INSANE brown velvet pirate blouse

literally hardest thing you could own in your life. stunning brown velvet (with some weird patches but it’s not noticeable) with a giant ruffly collar and big sleeves. i think there was elastic around the wrists but that has come undone. there’s also buttons up the front. unbelievably swag. tag says size large. shoulder width 21 inches. sleeve length 23 inches. pit to pit 23 inches. length 29 inches.